[opening theme music]
Will somebody please cue that bird?
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Oh yeah ♪
♪ Who do you call When you want some pepperoni ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Right on ♪
♪ They're sniffin' out crime
♪ And you know That ain't balony ♪
♪ There's Speedy Cerviche he's The leader of the bunch ♪
♪ That's right ♪
♪ A heck of a fighter makes a Heck of a lunch ♪
♪ And little Polly Esther Who's never afraid ♪
♪ That's me ♪
♪ Of going into battle when the Bad guys invade ♪
♪ Here's Guido Anchovis a wild Romantic rover ♪
♪ This cat gets down down With a love hangover ♪
♪ Here come the Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're so bad ♪
♪ They've got more fur than any Turtle ever had ♪
♪ They're stronger Than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than old cheese ♪
♪ Stronger than dirt ♪
♪ If you step on their tails ♪
♪ Not on my tail ♪
♪ Then you're gonna get hurt ♪
♪ Don't hurt me ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[moaning]
♪ They're fighting crime ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Four three two one ♪
♪ Pizza Cats are on the run ♪
♪ The big cheese is the villain Who's lower than low ♪
♪ It's a rotten shame he lives In Little Tokyo ♪
♪ We've got our nasty bad bird Some nasty ninja crows ♪
♪ As soon as someone find the Script we might begin the show ♪
♪ Sit right back kick up your feet and turn your sound up high
And if you want the full effect go eat a pizza pie ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
[siren]
[narrator] Inside the Pizza Cat Headquarters and Pizza Emporium.
Our heroes are preparing to answer El Dente's call for help!
[Francine] Big Al, says that the cheese is throwing
another one of he's fancy garden parties.
And that he thinks that he's up to his old tricks again.
Lots of celebrities are going
and I want you to make sure they stay safe.
What are we waiting for! Let's go!
[cats] Yeah!
The angle's complete. The course is weighed in,
to fly where you're going, from where you've been.
[Francine] Attention, everyone around!
You're going to hear a great big sound!
It can't be helped, because you see!
The Pizza Cats have a delivery!
And don't forget our special!
Two pizza's for one, if you order at the sound of the gun!
Here goes.
Look mom! It's The Pizza Cats!
Why do they keep doing that?
I'm glad you asked--
Make way! Look out! I'm coming through!
I don't believe it. I finally get some decent lines.
Then that bird upstages me.
So what's the big deal?
Well, he just ruined my only chance this season
to win an Emmy, and it burns me up!
[narrator] Elsewhere in Little Tokyo.
Big Cheese's garden party is underway.
And what a party it is!
It has everything an expensive gathering like this could have!
Beautiful decorations!
Rich men, with squashed up faces!
Plenty of delicious food!
Uh! Nothing like the party they threw me last year.
He's right! His party last year was a flop!
Now there are a lot of important people here.
So, I hope you three are ready to do some serious safeguarding.
You can count on us!
We were born ready!
Hey, what's that you're hiding your back?
[giggles] Uhh.
What, may I ask is that for?
Well, I figured while we were here.
I might as well pick up a few celebrities autographs.
Hey! We're here to work, you know?
If we're here to work, what's that behind you?
This? Gee, my camera.
I guess I must've brought it here by accident.
Yeah right! What's wrong with you! Gee!
You wouldn't catch me trying to take advantage
of the celebrities at this party!
[narrator] Meanwhile, not too far from where
our heroes are standing.
Big Cheese is preparing to launch his latest evil plan!
Well, what are you going to do this time Cheesy?
[Big Cheese] First I'm going to use my superior intellect.
And looks to get Princess Vi to fall madly in love with me.
Then after we're married I'll get rid of Emperor Fred
and take over.
Since I'll be part of the royal family
even the Pizza Cats won't be able to stop me.
Well, what do you think fellas? How do I look?
I mean, you look. Just doing your thing!
Thank you my old friend.
I've worked long and hard to find just the right look
to lure Princess Vi into my romantic trap.
One look, and she'll beg me to marry her on the spot.
He's kidding right? The only thing
she's going to beg him for, are tickets to the circus.
Hey, I heard that.
Never mind him.
I have just the thing you need, to ensure the success
of your diabolical stunt are planned.
Well, you gonna tell me what it is? Or do I have to guess?
Of course! Bring in the secret weapon.
Yes Sir!
[Jerry] May I present, the Love Bot.
That's it! An angel, eating noodles?
I guess he wasn't ready.
[coughs]
Let's try it again.
Well, that's more like it.
Although, I think the halo is a bit much.
Now, how is this what do you call it, supposed to help me?
By, making sure that Princess Vi falls head over heels for you
no matter what.
That's right!
This bad boy, carries a bunch of these special love arrows!
All we have to do, is put your picture on the end
of one of these baby's.
[Bad Bird] Have the love bot shoot the Princess with it
and you're in luck then.
Honestly fellas, she won't be able to resist my good looks
and natural charm.
But, I guess it wouldn't hurt to have it around as insurance.
Very well. Bad Bird, take our new weapon over to the party.
But don't let anyone see you.
Try to find a place, where you'll get a clear shot
of the Princess.
Yes sir!
[narrator] Back at the party, the princess has just arrived.
[Princess Violet] Look at all the common people
come to get a glimpse of me.
Look at that buffet, we gonna chow down at this party.
[Al Dente] All right. The Princess is here.
Seen something unusual yet?
If you mean besides Princess Vi, nothing so far.
Yeah, same here. Nothing to report.
If you want unusual, get a load of Big Cheese's face!
All right. Big Cheese is with them.
Princess is the short one, on the left.
Got it?
Yes! Piece of cake!
[Bad Bird] For your sake, it better be.
Wait till I give you the signal to shoot.
[Big Cheese] Princess, I'm glad you came to my party.
Really, you just light up the whole place
whenever you're here.
Of course, I do. I'm a princess.
I think you and me, would make a great team.
[Big Cheese] It's almost like the two of us
were made for each other.
What do you say princess? Let's run off and get married.
Get real! Besides the fact, you disgust me.
My heart belongs to someone else.
[Princess Violet] I met him, at the last big baseball game.
He was only a hotdog vendor.
But when I looked into he's deep sensitive eyes...
I knew he was the one for me.
Hey! Let me go princess! You're hurting my arm!
[Al Dente] Why don't you let go of him, princess?
Because, I've decided I'm going to marry him.
[Princess Violet] I never saw him again.
Well, in that case, princess.
Why don't you wait here, on my lawn painting.
While I find your lost love.
After all, your happiness, is my first concern.
Who ever heard of a lawn painting?
Doesn't everyone have one?
[Bad Bird] All right. Now. Time to do your stuff.
[Love Bot] Oops. Missed.
[Bad Bird] Oh no!
It must've been a cross whip.
What have you done?
You idiot! You hit Al Dente, instead of the Princess!
Do you realize what that means!
Oh! Seymour Cheese is my hero! And I love him.
And I'll do anything for him!
Oh! I don't like the way you're looking at me.
Why don't you go take a rest.
Hey! Wait!
You're slobbering all over my new clothes!
[narrator] Yes. Disgusting as it sounds.
Big Al is completely in trance by Big Cheese
and will follow him anywhere.
The poor guy.
Disgusting is right!
I wonder what kind of cologne Cheese is wearing.
[Polly Ester] Geewiz. Nobody ever chases me around like that.
I guess, some of us got it, and some of us don't.
When this is all over, Big Cheese is gonna be mad.
And he's gonna blame me.
[Princess Violet] It's you! The love of my life!
The mold on my cheese! I knew I'd find you!
I was beginning to think, that you were avoiding me.
Now, I want you to, get down here right away!
So, we can get married.
Look! Bad Bird is up to his old tricks again!
Wouldn't you know it. I was starting to enjoy this party.
Great! Just great! Now I've got to deal with the Pizza Cats!
What are you waiting for?
Come down. So we can be in our life of wedding bliss!
I'm out of here!
Wait a minute! Wait for me!
Don't fly away!
I'm offering you love, affection, and lots of money!
Wait darling! Take me with you!
Are my eyes playing tricks on me, or is she after him, guys?
Stranger things have happened on this cartoon.
Nah, this is too strange, even for this show.
Let's check it out!
I've got you cornered now, darling!
Hurry, hurry! Step up, and see the circus!
And remember, if you don't pay, you don't stay.
I feel like he's avoiding me.
[narrator] I wonder, what gave her that idea.
[announcer] Ladies and gentlemen! High above the center
of the ring, are the Fabulous Flying Feline's of Florida.
Foreigning from France!
Let's give them a big hand!
Tada!
Oh wow! I'm sure those feline's are like... great!
Super... neat!
Really... not bad!
[narrator] Meanwhile, as the princess pauses
to think out more adjectives.
Our heroes are on the job!
High above the big top!
Are you sure it's okay, sneaking in like this?
Don't worry. It's not like we're sneaking in to watch the show.
Besides, this way, Bad Bird won't spot us.
Not to mention the fact, you don't have to pay our way in.
That never crossed my mind!
Now, let's get to work, we got a princess to find!
[narrator] While the Pizza Cats search for the princess.
In a tent, just outside the Big Top.
A little clown, gets ready to perform.
What does this have to do with our story?
Only the writers know for sure.
Excuse me. I didn't know there was anyone in here.
[gasps]
Birdie! After all these years, it's you!
[Bad Bird] You must be mistaken.
I haven't been called birdie, since...
It can't be!
Karla?
Did you spot her?
[Speedy] Afraid not.
It's like she vanished into thin air.
We'd better find her soon. I'm getting worried.
[Bad Bird] Karla, you look great!
That's Bad Bird!
[Karla] Thanks birdie, so do you!
All this time. You don't know how I missed you.
Aw! Karla I--
[Karla sobs] Oh, birdie.
Karla, don't cry. I'm sorry.
I don't know why, I left you like I did
without saying goodbye.
You were the best thing, that ever happened to me.
[narrator] Is it me, or is this really mushy?
Remember how, we used to spend our afternoons in the meadow
outside of town?
[narrator] Boy. Two flashbacks in one show.
The writers must be getting desperate.
[ laughter]
You can't catch me!
[giggles] Got you!
[Karla] Oh, birdie. That was the happiest time of my life.
We didn't have a care, in the world
I still remember the day, when I told you, how I felt about you.
Purdy Bad Bird. I want you to know.
I'm gonna love you, just as long as I live.
I never stopped loving you, even though you stopped loving me.
And left without so much, as a phone call.
You're wrong! I never stopped loving you!
In fact, I still do!
Then, why did you leave me, like you did?
Did I do something to scare you?
Aw! Gee! I'm getting all choked up.
It's the most romantic thing, I've ever seen.
I got to admit, this whole thing has even got me feeling
kind of warm and fuzzy.
[narrator] Hey, guys. I don't want to seem insensitive
but we've got a show to finish.
Can we move this scene along please?
[cats] Put a sock in it!
What do you think we should?
I feel kind of bad, busting in on them.
I guess, even a rotten creep, like Bad Bird
deserves to be left alone at a time like this.
Hmmm.
I wish, I had someone, who loved me like that.
I thought, I smelled cat!
Keep your claws in. I'm not looking for trouble.
In fact, I could really use your help, with my plan.
If you think, we're gonna help you, hunt the Princess down--
I want you, to save the Princess, so I can marry Karla!
[Speedy] Well, why didn't you say so?
[narrator] While they are, willing to turn their back
on someone in need.
Our heroes, compete for the honor of being the one to help.
Hey! Wait a minute! I don't want to be the one!
Aww. Come on. It won't be as bad as you think.
Yeah. Marriage will be good for you. Now give me a good pose!
[narrator] Not quite sure, how to rid, what's going on.
They've decided to use the Love Bot, to make the Princess
fall in love with Speedy.
Thus, saving her by freeing Bad Bird, to follow his heart.
It's not your best side, but once the princess gets hit
by the love arrow, she won't care what you look like.
Speedy, you always talk about how lonely you get.
You just finished saying, how you wish someone would love you.
You should be happy to marry her.
I'm thrilled. Can't you tell?
[narrator] Back at the party. Al Dente, has Big Cheese
out on a limb.
Feral!
Mom told me, I'd have days like this.
[narrator] Little does Cheese know
that he's day is about to get worse.
In the water behind him, inside a sinister robot
is Jerry Atric, with a plot twist so confusing.
Even I don't understand it.
[Jerry] It's very simple. First I eliminate the Emperor.
Then, I get rid of Big Cheese, and take over myself!
[narrator] How sinister. How diabolical.
How come, I didn't think of it first. Geewiz!
Holy, cow!
[Jerry laughs]
Yay! That's great!
There she is, she's coming this way!
All right! You're on! Don't miss this time!
It'll be a piece of cake!
[Bad Bird] Said that last time.
[mother] Come back here!
[little boy] But mom, look! Pizza Cats!
It's been so long, since I've felt so passionate.
And it's all because of Speedy.
I'll just, fire off everything I've got.
One of them, is bound to hit the princess.
[Guido] Yeah! That's it! Hold that! Beautiful man!
Yay! Yippee!
How could you miss her, again!
Do you realize what you've done!
[crowd] Speedy! Speedy!
Stop! Wait! It's all a big mistake!
I guess, I over did it, this time.
I said, I wanted to be loved. Not stampeded to death!
[narrator] What confusion! What chaos!
What an episode!
Birdie, where are you?
I'm over here!
Birdie! Don't leave me alone!
I can't help it! The crowd's got me!
I lost him again.
[coughs]
I guess, I brought the house down.
What's that?
Sounds like trouble, back at Big Cheese's party.
I see him! The love of my life went, that way!
[cats] Princess, wait! Come back! Let us explain!
[narrator] Meanwhile, back at the Cheese residence.
What happened? Last thing, I remember
I was guarding Princess Vi.
[narrator] If you must know.
You were hit by a stray love arrow, shot by a Love Bot
who isn't functioning anymore. Due to a stampede at the circus.
The Emperor's over in the moat, Al.
I'm coming Emperor Fred! Don't worry!
I'll save you, from that muscle bound, Arnold Schwarzen robot!
Idiot! No one can stop me!
[Guido] Not so fast, muscle brain!
Who said that?
[narrator] Who, do you think said it?
As always, just in the nick of time.
The Samurai Pizza Cats, are on the scene to fight for truth
justice and the right to unlimited pepperoni.
Here's Guido Anchovis
and his patterned samurai sun spot umbrella!
Hey dude!
[narrator] Polly Ester! The princess of passion power!
I also play a mean flute!
As I come for the world!
With love!
[narrator] And Speedy Cerviche!
I'm the keeper, of the Ginzu Sword!
Everybody loves me.
[narrator] Together, they're known the world over as--
[cats] Samurai Pizza Cats!
I'm so sick and tired, of seeing that entrance, week after week.
I think, it's time, I do something nasty about it!
[Jerry] Time to squash some pizza cats!
We need help!
[narrator] No sooner said then done!
Speedy's Magical Ginzu Sword, sends out a signal.
Alerting, the Supreme Catatonic.
And help is on the way!
I need to get rid of you Pizza Cats, once and for all!
Quit overreacting!
[music builds]
It's the Supreme Catatonic!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They make great pizza but that Ain't all ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're ready to fight when You need them just call ♪
♪ They know how to stop crime Just do what they say ♪
♪ If you don't want a bad time Stay out of their way ♪
♪ Oh I love those cats ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ The heroes who always Wear fur ♪
♪ Oh I think I have a fur ball ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
Well! The foot's on the other glove now!
I mean, the uhh. No, how does it--
Oh, no. I hate it when I fall in the water!
[narrator] As Speedy gets his grammar and his nerves
back together.
The other's enter the Supreme Catatonic
and prepare to do battle.
Foot on the other hand, uhh. No, the hand on the other foot, no.
[narrator] It's a battle of Titans! A test of will!
Putting up technology versus technology, and it's...
kind of silly, if you ask me.
What a treat! I just love professional wrestling!
I got it!
Now the shoe, is on the other foot!
[narrator] With Speedy back in the game,
it's time for him to use the awesome power,
of the Magical Ginzu Sword!
It slices! It dices! It truly ends
and it never needs sharpening!
Jerry you idiot! You ruined everything
including my make up!
[cheering]
Another Pizza Cat, victory!
[Karla] Birdie. I know, you'll come back to me. I know it.
How can I go back.
All I have to offer her, is a life of violence.
She... deserves more.
[narrator] And so, ends the saga, of Bad Bird and Karla.
Two star crossed lovers who... well, oh nevermind.
[narrator] Ladies and gentlemen!
The Samurai Pizza Cat, Fan Club Oath!
The Pizza Cats are Samurai, and I'd like to note.
Their antics, take your breath away.
[Big Cheese] Like furballs in your throat!
We kittens, are a special breed. We never call retreat.
[Guido] Whenever Big Cheese knocks us down.
We land up on our feet.
[narrator] So hail to thee, Oh Pizza Cat!
Please ring your little bell.
Although, you may be pen and ink.
We know you'll fight like--
[cats] Pizza Cats!
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ We hope you liked the show ♪
♪ It's the best that we could do ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ If you could do better then ♪
♪ We'd leave it up to you ♪
♪ Just a reminder you might like To know ♪
♪ The cats will be back for Another big show ♪
♪ Oh gosh ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ They're fighting crime ♪
♪ Oh yes ♪
♪ All over town ♪
♪ Two four six eight ♪
♪ Why do we exaggerate ♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪
♪ Read all the credits so you'll Know who did the work♪
♪ Samurai Pizza Cats ♪